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ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #299
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Wed 23 Mar 2005, 02:44PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ýñòîíèÿ
Ñîîáùåíèé: 1448
 - çàíÿò?
- ïåðñà êà÷àþ
- òû æå íå èãðàåøü!
- óãó, ...ñûíà ñ÷èòàòü ó÷ó
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Îáùåñòâî ñëåïûõ èùåò ñåêðåòàðøó ïðèÿòíóþ íà îùóïü.

Êîãäà òû ãîâîðèøü, ñëîâà òâîè äîëæíû áûòü ëó÷øå ìîë÷àíèÿ.
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Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:46PM
 




ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #299
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Wed 23 Mar 2005, 02:44PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ýñòîíèÿ
Ñîîáùåíèé: 1448
 - Åñëè óáèòü êîòà - Âàñ æäóò íåóäà÷è 9 ëåò,
- Åñëè ðàçáèòü çåðêàëî - 7 ëåò,
Âûâîä: åñëè ðàçáèòü çåðêàëî êîòîì - íåóäà÷è áóäóò ïðåñëåäîâàòü 16 ëåò...
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- ß äåòÿì ñâîèì êîëûáåëüíûå ëþáëþ ïåòü. ×àñîâ äî òðåõ ìîãó. Èíîãäà äàæå ñ äðóçüÿìè.
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Êîãäà òû ãîâîðèøü, ñëîâà òâîè äîëæíû áûòü ëó÷øå ìîë÷àíèÿ.
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Mon 18 Oct 2010, 09:51AM
 




ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #299
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Wed 23 Mar 2005, 02:44PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ýñòîíèÿ
Ñîîáùåíèé: 1448
 Ñîáàêà-ïîâîäûðü ïîòåðÿëà õîçÿèíà è òåïåðü âîäèò äîìîé êîãî ïîïàëî.



Êîãäà òû ãîâîðèøü, ñëîâà òâîè äîëæíû áûòü ëó÷øå ìîë÷àíèÿ.
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Thu 05 May 2011, 03:01PM
 




ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #299
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Wed 23 Mar 2005, 02:44PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ýñòîíèÿ
Ñîîáùåíèé: 1448
 Æåíùèíà ïðèøëà ê Êîíôóöèþ è ñïðîñèëà, ÷åì ìíîãîæåíñòâî îòëè÷àåòñÿ îò ìíîãîìóæåñòâà.
Êîíôóöèé ïîñòàâèë ïåðåä íåé ïÿòü ÷àéíèêîâ è ïÿòü ÷àøåê, è ãîâîðèò:
- Ëåé ÷àé â ïÿòü ÷àøåê èç îäíîãî ÷àéíèêà. Íðàâèòñÿ?
- Íðàâèòñÿ, - ñîãëàñèëàñü æåíùèíà.
- À òåïåðü, íàîáîðîò, ëåé â îäíó ÷àøêó èç ïÿòè ÷àéíèêîâ. Íðàâèòñÿ?
- Åù¸ áîëüøå íðàâèòñÿ, - ïðèçíàëàñü æåíùèíà.
- Äóðà! - çàîðàë Êîíôóöèé. - Òàêóþ ïðèò÷ó èñïîðòèëà!

Êîãäà òû ãîâîðèøü, ñëîâà òâîè äîëæíû áûòü ëó÷øå ìîë÷àíèÿ.
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Sat 07 May 2011, 12:21AM
 




ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #825
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Mon 23 Jun 2008, 09:09PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ãâàäåëóïà
Ñîîáùåíèé: 200
 Êîíôóöèé çà÷åò)
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Tue 10 May 2011, 10:40AM
 




ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #299
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Wed 23 Mar 2005, 02:44PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ýñòîíèÿ
Ñîîáùåíèé: 1448
 Èíñòðóêöèÿ êàê ïðèâëå÷ü ìóæ÷èíó:
1. Ïîäîøëà.
2. Ïîñìîòðåëà â ãëàçà.
3. Çàïëàêàëà,... è óáåæàëà.
Âñå! Îí òâîé!
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xxx: Íè÷åãî ÿ íå òîëñòàÿ, ìíå Ñàøà ãîâîðèò, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ èäåàëüíàÿ ôèãóðà.
yyy: Îëÿ, îí ìàòåìàòèê, äëÿ íåãî èäåàëüíàÿ ôèãóðà - ØÀÐ!
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Ãëàìóðíûå ìèëèöèîíåðû íîñÿò îâ÷àðêó ïîäìûøêîé.
Êîãäà òû ãîâîðèøü, ñëîâà òâîè äîëæíû áûòü ëó÷øå ìîë÷àíèÿ.
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Áîðîâè÷åê
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:14AM
 




ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #299
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Wed 23 Mar 2005, 02:44PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ýñòîíèÿ
Ñîîáùåíèé: 1448
 Ó÷èòåëü ïåíèÿ, ïðèíèìàÿ ïåðåä êàæäûì óðîêîì ïî 50 ãðàììîâ êîíüÿêà äëÿ ñâÿçîê,
ê øåñòîìó óðîêó ïðåâðàùàåòñÿ â òðóäîâèêà.
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- Âîò òåáå ãèòàðà!
- Íàñòðîåíà?
- Íàñ äâîå íà... Ïîé, äàâàé íà...

Êîãäà òû ãîâîðèøü, ñëîâà òâîè äîëæíû áûòü ëó÷øå ìîë÷àíèÿ.
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Áîðîâè÷åê
Fri 21 Oct 2011, 02:11PM
 




ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #299
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Wed 23 Mar 2005, 02:44PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ýñòîíèÿ
Ñîîáùåíèé: 1448
 Îòãàäàéòå: îí îò áàáóøêè óøåë è îò äåäóøêè óøåë.
- Êîëîáîê?
- Íåïðàâèëüíî. Ðàññóäîê.
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Ìåíÿ â äåòñòâå ðîäèòåëè ÷àñòî ñòàâèëè â óãîë,... â ëåâûé,.. âåðõíèé...
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"Çíàåøü ïî÷åìó äåâóøêè âñå âðåìÿ õîäÿò íà êàáëóêàõ, äóøàòñÿ äóõàìè è êðàñÿòñÿ?
Ïîòîìó ÷òî îíè ìàëåíüêèå âîíþ÷èå óðîäöû!" Ñàøà, 5 ëåò
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Áîëüøå âñåãî âðóò ïåðåä âûáîðàìè, ñåêñîì è ïîñëå ðûáàëêè.
Êîãäà òû ãîâîðèøü, ñëîâà òâîè äîëæíû áûòü ëó÷øå ìîë÷àíèÿ.
Íàâåðõ
Áîðîâè÷åê
Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:48PM
 




ID ïîëüçîâàòåëÿ #299
Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: Wed 23 Mar 2005, 02:44PM
Ìåñòîíàõîæäåíèå: Ýñòîíèÿ
Ñîîáùåíèé: 1448
 Ìàëåíüêàÿ ìåäñåñòðà òàùèò ñ ïîëÿ áîÿ çäîðîâîãî ìóæèêà, íàäðûâàåòñÿ. Îí åé ãîâîðèò:
- Áðîñü, ñàìà ñïàñàéñÿ.
- Íå áðîøó.
- Äà áðîñü, òÿæåëî.
- Íå÷åãî äîòàùó.
- Áðîñü ãîâîðþ.
- Íåò.
- Íó òîãäà õîòü ñ êîíÿ ñíèìè.
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Ïðèåõaë ãëaâa ñåìåéñòâa, ðaáîòaþùèé ía êîðaáëå äaëüíåãî ïëaâaíèÿ, â îòïóñê äîìîé. 5-òèëåòíÿÿ äî÷êa âçáèðaåòñÿ åìó ía êîëåíè è ñïðaøèâaåò:
- Ïaï, a ïaï! Òû ìîðÿê?
- Äa.
- Íó òîãäa ðaññêaæè î ñâîåé êîðîáëÿòñêîé æèçíè...
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Óðîê ÿçûêa â ãðóçèíñêîé øêîëå:
- Äýòè, ðóññêèé ÿçûê - î÷ýíü òðóäíûé ÿçûê! Íaïðèìýð, Íañòÿ - ýòî äýâóøêa, a íåíañòÿ - ïëaõaÿ ïîãîäa!



Êîãäà òû ãîâîðèøü, ñëîâà òâîè äîëæíû áûòü ëó÷øå ìîë÷àíèÿ.
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